How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
