I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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