all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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