My sheets look like a crime scene.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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