So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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