So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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