I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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