I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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