that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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