Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm at about main and main street
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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