He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
