No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
