Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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