North Korea, Best Korea!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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