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dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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