Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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