So drunk its hurt
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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