Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
