We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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