Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
i out mim tonsoeep
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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