Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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