she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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