i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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