The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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