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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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