we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
