I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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