I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
