But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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