Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
