"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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