Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
operation harelip BJ is a go
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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