I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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