You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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