I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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