1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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