So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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