I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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