Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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