I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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