it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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