He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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