we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
