i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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