Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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