I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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