I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
