in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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