dude i'm inner monologue high
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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