Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
