Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
