nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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