Where did you get a picture of my penis
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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