she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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